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Falling Kingdoms by: Morgan Rhodes

12/25/2015

Falling Kingdoms by: Morgan Rhodes
Synopsis: In the three kingdoms of Mytica, magic has long been forgotten. And while hard-won peace has reigned for centuries, a deadly unrest now simmers below the surface.

As the rulers of each kingdom grapple for power, the lives of their subjects are brutally transformed... and four key players, royals and rebels alike, find their fates forever intertwined. Cleo, Jonas, Lucia, and Magnus are caught in a dizzying world of treacherous betrayals, shocking murders, secret alliances, and even unforeseen love.

The only outcome that's certain is that kingdoms will fall. Who will emerge triumphant when all they know has collapsed?

It's the eve of war.... Choose your side.

Alright... Its review time!!!

*1.5 stars*

*slow clap for Morgan Rhodes* I don't think I have ever read a book in which I have HATED EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER. I guess theres a first for everything right?

I had such high hopes for this series, I really did. As most of you know, I am a huge fan of high fantasy (especially when it involves kingdoms, war and all that jazz) so I honestly had zero doubts when it came to starting this. I had expected epic battles, heartbreaking betrayals, badass characters and some steamy romance and drama. Instead I got a cliche plot and the most boring, flat and ABSOLUTELY USLESS group of characters ever.

Like don't get me wrong, usually the characters have to go through some tough stuff and make some stupid decisions before they grow up and truly understand how the world works. BUT NO. These characters made stupid mistake, after stupid mistake and then were somehow surprised when nothing worked out for them? Am I supposed to feel bad and mourn the deaths of characters when its literally their own fault that they died? Bitch no. If y'all weren't so stupid and actually managed to do something productive for once, NONE OF THE EVENTS IN THIS BOOK WOULD HAVE EVEN HAPPENED. I just couldn't help but laugh throughout this book. Like take Jonas for example. I am currently reading the third novel in this series (I thought i would give this series another chance because the ratings are so much higher for the other books. FYI DON'T RECOMMEND) and I swear to goodness Jonas has done absolutely nothing but get everyone around him killed. He Goes around talking about how he can't wait to get revenge for all the bad things that have happened to him but has he done anything?? NOPE. He tries, don't get me wrong but he's such a retard nothing goes right. Like how many times has he tried to kidnap someone? At least 4 or 5 times?? IT HAS NEVER WORKED. JUST GO BACK TO MAKING WINE OR WHATEVER USELESS WORK YOU USED TO DO BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST REBEL I HAVE EVER SEEN. LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIRE HIS ASS.

Another problem that I had with this stupid book was that it was so predictable. Nothing about it surprised me. I knew who was gonna die and how about 4 chapters before it happened. Like can someone please tell me if when the King of the Assholes (the big mean one.... I can't even remember his name) kills the Pussy King at the end of the book I was supposed to be surprised? Cuz I'm pretty sure everyone and their dog knew that was coming. Literally the most anticlimactic book I've read in a very long time.

There was hardly any romance (when there was it made me feel uncomfortable, awkward and confused on like eighteen different levels), there wasn't a single character that made me feel anything besides hate, anger and frustration, and the plot was the most cliche and predictable thing ever. For those of you who enjoy these books, I'm sorry to be such a party pooper but I just really struggled to understand why there is so much hype surrounding them.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THESE IF YOU CAN AVOID IT. THERE ARE MUCH BETTER FANTASY BOOKS OUT THERE.

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Reason To Breathe by: Rebecca Donovan

8/7/2015

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Reason To Breathe by: Rebecca Donovan
Synopsis: No one tried to get involved with me, and I kept to myself. This was the place where everything was supposed to be safe and easy. How could Evan Mathews unravel my constant universe in just one day?"

In the affluent town of Weslyn, Connecticut, where most people worry about what to be seen in and who to be seen with, Emma Thomas would rather not be seen at all. She’s more concerned with feigning perfection while pulling down her sleeves to conceal the bruises - not wanting anyone to know how far from perfect her life truly is. Without expecting it, she finds love. It challenges her to recognize her own worth - but at the risk of revealing the terrible secret she’s desperate to hide.

Reason to Breathe is an electrifying page turner from start to finish, a unique tale of life-changing love, unspeakable cruelty, and one girl’s fragile grasp of hope.

Alright.... Its review time!!!

WORST BOOK EVER. WORST BOOK EVER. WORST BOOK EVER. WORST BOOK EVER. WORST BOOK EVER. WORST BOOK EVER.

WARNING. IF YOU ENJOYED THIS BOOK OR CONSIDER YOURSELF A FAN OF THIS AUTHOR, DO NOT READ ANY FARTHER. YOU WILL MOST LIKELY NOT BE A HAPPY CAMPER AFTERWARDS. AND NO, THIS WILL NOT CONTAIN SPOILERS.

Alright so I hated this book from the moment I picked it up. Like I was literally one chapter in and already debated quitting. The only reason the did actually finish this stupid book was because my family and i went on a road trip and this was one of the only unread books I had on my kindle. It also causes me a lot of anxiety when I don't finish a book, no matter how bad it is. I want to be able to say with absolute certainty that I didn't like and that I gave it lots of chances to change my mind. I know that I can say with utmost certainty that this is the worst book I have read in 2015 and quite possibly 2014 as well. The was even worse then Anna Todd's, After and thats saying A LOT coming from me.

There wasn't a single thing I liked about this excuse for a novel. The writing was absolutely atrocious, the dialogue was SO FREAKING WEAK, the plot was terrible and I HATED EVERY SINGLE F-ING CHARACTER.

First lets talk about the writing a little bit... I don't know about any of you guys but when I read a book, I usual presume that I will be able to follow what is going on but NOPE, THAT WAS TO MUCH TO ASK FOR APPARENTLY. It was like the author just accidentally deleted parts of her book. Like one moment the character is at home and then the next she is at school and then the next paragraph she is making out with her boyfriend and then she's suddenly back at home... does whatever her name is have teleportation skills?? DOES SHE?? OR IS IT TO FREAKING DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN HOW PEOPLE MOVE AND INTERACT?!?!?!?!?!?!? *clears throat* Another thing that angered me was the dialogue. Im not freaking joking when I say that the conversations between the main character and her love interest would go like this:

Boy: "So, how was your weekend?"
Girl: "Fine, how was yours?"
Boy: "Thats good, mine was good too. You played well at your soccer game by the way."
Girl: "Thanks."
Boy: "Want to go play a game of darts?"
Girl: "Okay." *starts blushing uncontrollably*

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? OH MY GOD. HOW CAN ANY SANE HUMAN EXPECT ME TO LIKE THEIR "ROMANCE" WHEN THEIR COMMUNICATIONAL SKILLS ARE WORSE THEN DOGS. AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HOW TO COMMUNICATE HER FEELINGS TO US. IT WAS LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAD NEVER SPOKEN TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEFORE. UGH.

My main problem though was... dammit... I can even remember her name... who ever the main character is... Emma!!!!! (I totally didn't just google her name)
***One more point before I continue, how hard is it to come up with unique character names? Like I don't mean I need running around with fancy ass names no one an possibly spell but it was like this author just google the top 10 baby names of 2014 and just used that to name her characters. Like not only did I not have A SINGLE CLUE as to what any of the characters looked like but they were all named "Emma", "Sara", "Even", "Katie", "Jill" etc etc etc. LIKE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER THESE WHEN I HAVE READ ABOUT LIEK 8000 DIFFERENT EMMAS IN MY LIFE TIME.

Anywho... continuing on with my rant about Emma #356. She has got to be one of the most retarded main characters I have ever read about. For those of you who don't know, she is physically abused at home (by her aunt) and doesn't have any friends and stuff so understand that she has problems trusting people and that some situations could be difficult of her. We all lose our shit every once in a while. My problem was that all this chick did was cry and freak out. and not only did she just continue to lose her mind every minute of ever chapter but she refused to do anything to fix her life and thats was royally pissed me off. She wouldn't stand up to anyone, she would push EVERYONE away, she was always keeping secrets from everyone and she would just sit in her room and cry. There were SOOOO many opportunities in which doctors and teachers asked her about her injuries from the abuse at home yet she would just lie and then cry herself to sleep in her room. Her excuse was that her aunt had 2 kids of her own and Emma didnt want to ruin those kids lives by putting their mom and jail. Did it even cross Emma's mind that maybe its not actually safe for these two kids to be living with an abusive and mentally stable woman?!? That maybe it would help them more if they didn't always hear their mom yelling and watch her beat up their cousin? She was absolutely useless and because of that, I just couldn't have any respect for her. Also, I really didn't get what she saw in her love interest. I really don't. He was weird, creepy, and annoying. And I swear to god, if I continued to have to hear about his "crooked grins" I was going to throw my kindle out the window. ew. just stop.

This book was horrible. Please don't waste your time on it. I wanted to like it... I really did. I just can't understand why this book has such a high rating. and why the author was even allowed to pick up a pen and write to more stupid books in this series. Thanks for letting me rant guys!!

Happy reading nerds and sound off in the comments with your opinion on this book!!

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Chronicles of Nick by: Sherrilyn Kenyon

2/14/2015

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Chronicles Of Nick by: Sherrilyn Kenyon
Infinity: Book One
Invincible: Book Two
Infamous: Book Three
Inferno: Book Four
Illusion: Book Five

Infinity Synopsis: At fourteen, Nick Gautier thinks he knows everything about the world around him. Streetwise, tough and savvy, his quick sarcasm is the stuff of legends. . .until the night when his best friends try to kill him. Saved by a mysterious warrior who has more fighting skills than Chuck Norris, Nick is sucked into the realm of the Dark-Hunters: immortal vampire slayers who risk everything to save humanity.

Nick quickly learns that the human world is only a veil for a much larger and more dangerous one: a world where the captain of the football team is a werewolf and the girl he has a crush on goes out at night to stake the undead.

But before he can even learn the rules of this new world, his fellow students are turning into flesh eating zombies. And he's next on the menu.

As if starting high school isn't hard enough. . .now Nick has to hide his new friends from his mom, his chainsaw from the principal, and keep the zombies and the demon Simi from eating his brains, all without getting grounded or suspended. How in the world is he supposed to do that?

Alright... Its review time!!

DISCLAIMER. IF ANYBODY IS EVEN CONSIDERING READING THESE BOOKS PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE AND DONT DO IT. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THESE AND ENJOYED THEM... HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?

I was giving a $50 shopping spree on Book Outlet for Christmas from my mom and I stumbled upon all 5 of these books. They were all under $3 and I saw they they all had really high ratings!! I was so excited because the plot seemed right up my alley and the blurb already had me grinning. Oh how naive I was. Now I am kinda of hoping that all 5 of the hardcovers that I bought just happen to get run over by a car or possibly dropped into a bonfire. And trust me, I am not one for bookish violence. I hated almost everything about these books but Im gonna try to narrow it down to just a few.

I hated these books with a passion. Don't get me wrong, there was potential. You could write a great story with this plot but the author ruined everything. She sucked. Let me explain. Apparently this woman is a New York Times Best Selling author but from what I can see, she can't even afford an editor. Or maybe her editor is just the type of person who gets distracted by shiny things and has ADD and can't focus because I can't even count how many times there were spelling and editing mistakes. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE. Not to mention there were mistakes in the actual plot and dialogue. For example, in the first 100 pages of the second or third book, one of the side characters (Simi) turns out to be a demon and the main character (Nick) is all shocked and surprised. Anyway he accepts it and continues to be the demon's friend and the story moves on. Then in the last 100 pages of the same book, Simi the demon uses her lame demonic magic and Nick is all shocked and terrifying BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A DEMON. WHAT THE HELL. HOW DOES SOMEONE EVEN MAKE THAT MISTAKE. Another example is in the third book the main character is talking to another supernatural being and the conversation goes like this:

The supernatural creature turns to Nick and says, "How can you not see in the dark?" and Nick replies with "Not really."

LIKE OH MY GOD. YOU'RE AN AUTHOR YET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH. LIKE WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL.

The other main thing that I hated was the characters. Especially the main character Nick. Now to read 5 books all from the perspective of this retard has caused my eye to perpetually twitch and I can't decide if I need to see a doctor or not. By the 5th book, my heart would start beating really fast and I would get really anxious during the intense scenes, not because I was scared for everyones safety but because I was so excited to see if they would all die. Is that bad?! Cuz honestly, I do not feel bad what so ever.

Now based the photo in the back of the book, this author is a grown ass women who, to be honest, reminds me a lot of Wynonna Judd. She should not be writing a book from the perspective of a 14 year old boy. The author tried to make Nick really funny and sarcastic... and Honey, it did not work. The main character could never be serious and personally, his "sarcasm" made me really uncomfortable. I felt like the half the time I spent reading each of these books, I was cringing from the horrible dialogue. Also, half of the stuff that Nick did in these was stuff that no normal kid his age would do. It was just so obvious that these books were written by a woman. Don't get me wrong, it is amazing and extremely important for boys to respect their mothers but the way Nick was with his mom was weird and just off. It was annoying because all he did was stress about his mom EVERY MINTUE OF EVER SECOND. Not to mention he was always stressing about their money situation and how him and his mom were poor. Like I swear to God, Nick couldn't meet anyone new in the first 3 or 4 books without commenting on how they dressed and how much more money they had compared to him. And those effing, Hawaiian shirts from Goodwill... Im sorry, but were those supposed to be cute and endearing? Was that supposed to be like his signature thing? Like Harry Potters round glasses?..... Hawaiian shirts!?! Seriously?!

I know I am in full out rant mode right now but I just have one more thing I need to add. As I mentioned before, it was obvious that this was written by a woman because no guy that age acts like Nick. And don't start telling me how I wouldn't know because I just happen to be the same age as him. This series is supposed to be about paranormal creatures and how the fate of the entire world is resting on this one boys shoulders but I felt like 3/4 of each book was just really shitty deep quotes. Like there is this one part where one of his friends from school (a girl) is being bullied and with his magnificent spidey senses, he discovers that she is going to kill herself. He runs across all of New Orleans to get to her house and he just happens to get there just in time to talk her down from committing suicide. He then does a huge 3 page speech about bullying and how amazing she is and blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, it was an inspiring speech but seriously?! I just felt like the author was trying to be deep and come up with really good deep and inspirational one liners instead of focussing on the plot. And stuff like this happened all the time. On more then one occasion, there would be a huge battle going and all the characters would just happen to have 5 minutes of quiet time to sit around a camp fire and roast marshmallows and talk about their feelings. It was lame and I admit to skipping more then one page at a time just to get past the sappy crap.

This will mark the end of this review but I swear I could write a whole book about what was wrong with this series. If you plan on maintaining your sanity stay away from these. They are a waste of your time. According to Goodreads, there will 15 books in this series but I can promise you I will never pick up another book by this author.

Happy reading nerds and sound off in the comments with your thoughts and opinions on this novel!!

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After by: Anna Todd

12/21/2014

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After by: Anna Todd
Synopsis: Tessa is a good girl with a sweet, reliable boyfriend back home. She's got direction, ambition, and a mother who's intent on keeping her that way. But she’s barely moved into her freshman dorm when she runs into Hardin. With his tousled brown hair, cocky British accent, tattoos, and lip ring, Hardin is cute and different from what she’s used to.

But he's also rude - to the point of cruelty, even. For all his attitude, Tessashould hate Hardin and she does — until she finds herself alone with him in his room. Something about his dark mood grabs her, and when they kiss it ignites within her a passion she’s never known before.

He’ll call her beautiful, then insist he isn’t the one for her and disappear again and again. Despite the reckless way he treats her, Tessa is compelled to dig deeper and find the real Hardin beneath all his lies. He pushes her away again and again, yet every time she pushes back, he only pulls her in deeper.

Tessa already has the perfect boyfriend. So why is she trying so hard to overcome her own hurt pride and Hardin’s prejudice about nice girls like her?

Unless… could this be love?

Alright, its review time!!

What. the. absolute. hell. did. I. just. read?

**DISCLAIMER. I read the Wattpad version of this novel so some of these names and event may be different then what is in the actual paperback version. Also this review is very angry so if you like this book... I recommend that you move along.)

I have lots of friends who have read or who are currently reading this book and all they do is talk about how perfect it is and how obsessed they are with it blah blah blah blah. I decided I would give it a try and I honestly believe that my IQ has dropped a few points just from reading it. One of the stupidest books I've read this year. I honestly don't even know where to start. If this book wasn't on my iPad I would seriously burn it.

Let us start with Tessa. One of my friends said that I reminded her of Tessa and now I am seriously starting to worry about what I'm like as a person. I hope they were just referring to the fact that she is smart and studies a lot because this chick is a complete spaz. She may be book smart but she is one of the stupidest characters I have ever read about. She doesn't think about anyone but herself and doesn't think about anything that she says or does before she acts. I can't even count how many times that I just sat there laughing my head off cuz she is such a retard. Don't get me wrong, I understand having insecurities in a relationship. A big part of having any sort of relationship with someone is to be able to trust the other person and saying that it was sometimes difficult to trust Harry is an understatement. But this girl.... she was just so clingy all the time!! It was good that she stood up for herself (sometimes) but when ever Harry wouldn't give her what she wanted she would freak out and start screaming and crying. and my God can that girl cry. There were 100 chapters in this book and swear that 67 of those chapters contained her crying at something. I just felt like she was so helpless and she was so easy!! Not to mention what on earth was with her dropping Harry's phone and breaking it at the end of the book? She smashed his phone and all she says is "I hope that he isn't mad at me." That leads me to Harry....

This asshole...... I don't even know what to say about him. He was horrible. Like horrible with a capital H. I get he had daddy issues and that he struggled with it but that does NOT give you a reason to treat everyone around you like crap. I don't care if you're moody, hungry, or frickin on your man period it is not okay to treat someone that you supposedly "love" the way Harry treated Tessa. If I was Tessa I would booted him out the door in seconds. And like how many times did the two of them fight in this book. I swear to god every single chapter included them fighting (Tessa was crying of course) and then them having make up sex and then its all rainbows and sunshine just cuz Harry told her she was "sexy" or that she gave him a boner. Like she was SOOOOO easy. ugh. And the fact that Harry's solution to everything was sex. Tessa is crying? Sex. Tessa is stressed out for work? Sex. He is stressed out AT A WEDDING? Sex. They are out of groceries? Let just have sex. every. minute. of. the. entire. book. I honestly just felt like the author was just trying to shock us with how dirty she could make this god forsaken novel. It wasn't romantic what so ever.

All I know is that now I need to find a nice way to tell my friends that I think they are all lunatics. Thank you goodreads for letting me vent. IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. FIND AN AUTHOR WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRITE. At this point you couldn't pay me to read the next two books. Just no.

**Small side note, this author can't write. Like at all. Every sentence was "He made me angry." "He made me want to cry." Tessa is happy. Tessa is sad. And I swear to goodness if that girl makes one more comment about how Harry smells good I'm gonna punch someone.

Happy reading nerds and sound off in the comments with your opinion on this novel!

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Love Letter to the Dead by: Ava Dellaira

5/24/2014

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Love Letters to the Dead by: Ava Dellaira
Synopsis: It begins as an assignment for English class: Write a letter to a dead person.

Laurel chooses Kurt Cobain because her sister, May, loved him. And he died young, just like May. Soon, Laurel has a notebook full of letters to the dead—to people like Janis Joplin, Heath Ledger, Amelia Earhart, and Amy Winehouse—though she never gives a single one of them to her teacher. She writes about starting high school, navigating the choppy waters of new friendships, learning to live with her splintering family, falling in love for the first time, and, most important, trying to grieve for May. But how do you mourn for someone you haven't forgiven?

It's not until Laurel has written the truth about what happened to herself that she can finally accept what happened to May. And only when Laurel has begun to see her sister as the person she was—lovely and amazing and deeply flawed—can she truly start to discover her own path.

In a voice that's as lyrical and as true as a favorite song, Ava Dellaira writes about one girl's journey through life's challenges with a haunting and often heartbreaking beauty.

Alright.... review time!!

What. the. hell. did. I. just. read?

There has been so much hype about this book recently, I felt like I needed to see what everyone was talking about. DSICLAIMER, if you enjoyed this book and if you think it is Gods gift to man kind, I recommend you do not read this review cuz it may piss you off.

Alright, this book managed disappointed me, disgusted me and bore me all within the first 50 pages and it just continued to go down hill after that. The characters were flat and boring, not memorable in any way shape or form. I seriously finished this book 10 minutes ago and I can't even remember the main characters name.... she was that unmemorable. I think it started with an "L"? Laura? Lori? Lola? Laurel? I dont even care. In the beginning I felt really bad for L but then I realized how screwed up she was. She was useless, easy, and had no spunk in her. She was desperate and seriously just went along with anything everyone did or told her to do.

The synopsis makes this book sound like a novel about a young girl who has a little bit of shit in her life but manages to turn her life around and everything is ponies and rainbows. THAT IS SO INCORRECT. I was explaining this book to my mom and when I was done, she looked at me and said "I can't believe I am allowing to read that shmutt."

Here is a brief list of the subject matter talked about in this book:

-Rape
-Molestation
-Suicide
-Drugs
-Drinking
-Sex
-Depression
-Murder
-Physical and Emotional Abuse
-Lesbian and Gay relationships
-Divorce
-Mental Illness

Now.... reread that list.... which other popular novel does it remind you of? Maybe the Perks of being a Wallflower? It turns out the author of this book is best friends with the author of "Perks". This just pissed me off because this novel is the EXACT same book as "Perks"!! Ava Dellaira rewrote her mentor and best friends book except she made the main character a girl! UGHHHHHHH!!*slams head against wall* THE SAME FRICKIN BOOK! At least Perks was about friendship etc, Love Letters to the Dead was so unbelievable. I felt like the author took every possible problem (rape, drugs, abuse etc) and shoved it all on the main character to make the reader feel bad and cry. I have never read about anyone who has such a screwed up life and refuses to do anything about it. The character would complain about all this unbelievable crap but she would never do anything to make her life better!

Hoooooo.... Deep breaths Jamie.... okay.... okay.... This book scarred me for life (not in a good way), disgusted me and just royally pissed me off. If I didn't own this book on my iPad, I would probably burn it. No joke. If you want to remain a sane and happy human, please don't read this book.

Happy reading nerds and sound off in the comments with your opinions and perspective on this book! :)

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Falling Kingdoms by: Morgan Rhodes

Reason To Breathe by: Rebecca Donovan

Chronicles of Nick by: Sherrilyn Kenyon

After by: Anna Todd

Love Letter to the Dead by: Ava Dellaira

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